A Place of Old and New

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(Reblogged from corymonteithsbitchtits)

A Parent’s Worst Fear.

orangeyouellis:

geeksandgaymers:

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Our boy has awful taste in men.

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

(Source: geeksandgaymers)

(Reblogged from quicksllvr)
johannathemad:

aahaha i have no excuse

johannathemad:

aahaha i have no excuse

(Reblogged from hachidorikun)

johannathemad:

anon asked about fem!free! and ye, felt inspired

(Reblogged from hachidorikun)

EXPERIMENT

koblala:

Reblog if you would date a bisexual person

Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”

Trying to prove a point to an asshole

(Reblogged from corymonteithsbitchtits)

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(Reblogged from corymonteithsbitchtits)

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

(Reblogged from corymonteithsbitchtits)

a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
(Reblogged from hachidorikun)

i went to read a fic and i,

furgoat:

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(Source: sourgoat)

(Reblogged from bitchtitsmcdickens)

asutori:

has this been done yet

(Source: spoopycecil)

(Reblogged from some-favourite-things)

damitbones:

I feel u

(Reblogged from fandomcollector)

canaba:

Society towards bisexuals

(Source: randomnessoffiction)

(Reblogged from imaginingstorms)

borl2008:

Yup

(Source: best-of-memes)

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